Our Ensemble

Meet the other Believers who will help us carry out our collective dream of realizing the Ghostlight Cafe

Sean Hunter LaRocca

Founder

What can be said about him that hasn’t already been muttered disgustedly behind his back? A drama queen bitch who’s diva act is a thin sham to hide his worthlessness as a cheap, manipulative bastard with no morals or even a shred of compassion for the lives he’s ruined in his narcissistic egomaniacal wake, weilding destruction even on innocent acquaintances, and taking his trauma out on those who don’t deserve such misguided viciousness.

A vindictive and vengeful soul who’s only real pleasure in life is putting himself and others through inescapable pain simply by existing. Pain they both have to admit they’re not in. Having to be with him is a chore. But he “believes in God,” so he can’t just rid the world of a burden, and off himself like a decent person should and make the world a better place by leaving it. But no, lying on the train tracks would be a sin, so he has to make his life a problem for the entire world. Neither does he attempt to better himself or atone for his brutality by offering sincere repentance and amending his ways. He shallowly professes to pray, but only spouts mere words solely for form’s sake with no sincerity or pure intention, and without giving a thought to their meaning or implementing their lessons in any way. He continually perpetuates his deluded misdeeds upon humanity, unending. 

And what does this waste of carbon choose to do with his squandered life? Just crawl into a hole and disappear like someone who professes to have faith should do,  in order to justly deprive the world of his misery? No. He has to spread his filth as far as possible with performance “art.” Arguable whether masturbatory perversions qualifies as true creation and not just the egoistic janglings of a lunatic idiot. A madman who feels his guteral moans are song, and his demented screams poetry.

God save the world from his deranged hypocritical sadistic madness. Please help those he has wounded in the past, those who’s lives are now demonstrably worse for his part in them.

Ryan Balfour

Artistic Director

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Jason LaRocca

Set Designer

Jason and I met while gestating together. He was the greatest zygote I’d ever met, and we decided to stay friends postnatally. After birth, Jason went on to many other great accomplishments. 

A natural prodigy at Computer Assisted Drafting, Jason graduated of The New School of Architecture while playing bass in two different bands. Then just on a whim, he decided to get married, buy a house and settle into a lucrative career while maintaining his good-looks and genial charm.

rafael soto

Music Director

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Sean kruse

Sound Designer

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Steven 'Winklman' Green

Webmaster General

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